Cultural Identity and the War on Christmas

I’ve been thinking about the War on Christmas recently. The War on Christmas, in case you are blessed enough to have not heard of it, is the debate over whether to have a specific celebration of Christmas or a generic celebration of various holidays this time of year. It includes the question of whether to say “Merry Christmas” or “Happy Holidays,” whether to have a Christmas parade or a holiday parade, and whether nativity scenes should be permitted on public property. I wrote a satirical post on it last year, but this time around I’d like to take a more serious look at it.

First, I want to say that I don’t think there is anything wrong with wishing one another a merry Christmas. After all, if you celebrate Christmas, there is no reason why you shouldn’t say “Merry Christmas” to one another. The only possible reason why I wouldn’t like saying “Merry Christmas” at this point in the liturgical year is that we are still technically in the season of Advent.

But the War on Christmas is not about wishing one another a merry Christmas; it is about preserving cultural identity. We don’t say “Merry Christmas” because we want people to have a merry Christmas; we say “Merry Christmas” because WE CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS AND WE’RE NOT GOING TO LET ANYONE TELL US WE CAN’T TALK ABOUT CHRISTMAS IN PUBLIC. See the difference? I mean, besides the capital letters. In the first case, we are celebrating what Christmas means for us: the Incarnation, the fulfillment of long-ago promises, the hope that Jesus will come again. In the second case, all of that is shoved to the background. What takes center stage is our identity as Christmas-celebrants as opposed to celebrants of other holidays.

This is ironic, because Jesus clashed with those Jews who made much of their cultural identity. They stressed that they were descendants (sperma) of Abraham and disciples of Moses (Jn 8:33, 39; 9:28). Jesus acknowledged that they were Abraham’s descendants, but that wasn’t enough for him. He stressed instead that if they were really Abraham’s children (tekna), they would be doing what Abraham did (Jn 8:39-40). Cultural identity as Abraham’s descendants was not enough; they needed to be Abraham’s children, which meant doing what Abraham did. John the Baptist, likewise, told the Pharisees and Sadducees who came out to see him that cultural identity was not enough (Mt 3:7-10; Lk 3:8-9). People needed to produce fruit in keeping with repentance.

I have sympathy for folks who want to be the kind of people who say “Merry Christmas.” The media tells us that this is an important battle to fight, and after all, being a person who says “Merry Christmas” is a lot easier than being a disciple. But let’s not fool ourselves; it is the latter which is required of Christians.

By all means, wish people a merry Christmas. But don’t do it because you want to be the kind of person (or church) who says “Merry Christmas.” Do it because Christmas is a joyous season – a time to celebrate God’s faithfulness – and you want others to share in that joy. The moment when saying “Merry Christmas” becomes less about a joyous celebration of what God has done and more about the preservation of our cultural identity, we have become Pharisees: religious people who are more focused on their religion than on the reasons behind it.

We Say “Happy Washington’s Birthday”

This year there is once again a hoo-ha over whether people and retailers say “Merry Christmas” or “Happy Holidays.” (for a sane perspective on this, see here and here) Some people even go so far as to encourage you to steer your consumer dollars away from retailers who do not greet you with “Merry Christmas.” I don’t particularly care about whether people greet me with “Merry Christmas” or “Happy Holidays,” for the following reasons:

1. “Holiday” comes from the Old English for “holy day.” Even though most people now take it to mean “vacation,” if taken in its original sense it’s just as good as “Merry Christmas.”

2. There actually is more than one holiday this time of year, and three that most U.S. Christians celebrate: Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Year’s Day. The latter two are only a week apart, so “Happy Holidays” could just be shorthand for “Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.”

3. When people and organizations make a big fuss about whether retailers say “Merry Christmas,” retailers are going to start saying “Merry Christmas” – not because they care about the True Meaning of the Season, but because they care about the bottom line. Therefore, putting pressure on retailers to say “Merry Christmas” is indirectly, but effectively, encouraging people to worship Mammon instead of Jesus.

4. Not everyone I encounter celebrates Christmas, so it would be manipulative of me to insist on everyone greeting me with a “Merry Christmas.” If I owned a business in a Hindu-majority country, how would I feel about it if everyone around me insisted that I wish them a “Happy Diwali,” and threatened to take their business elsewhere if I didn’t? I might do it, but I wouldn’t have a particularly high opinion of people who forced me to. Christians who insist on everyone greeting them with “Merry Christmas” may win a cultural battle, but I don’t think they win anyone’s heart for Christ.

No, it doesn’t matter to me whether someone wishes me “Merry Christmas” or “Happy Holidays.” The real travesty, in my opinion, comes in February. George Washington’s birthday, February 22, was made a federal holiday in the 1880’s. Since the 1980’s, though, many states have begun to call the third Monday in February “Presidents’ Day,” and many car dealerships have taken advantage of this holiday by using it as an excuse for sales. Never mind that Washington’s birthday never actually falls on the third Monday in February. I think that this is a conspiracy by Washington-haters, for one of three reasons:

  • they don’t like it that he mentioned God in his speeches,
  • they don’t like it that he owned slaves, or
  • they don’t like it that he had wooden teeth.
  • So I invite you to take back Washington’s Birthday. He is the Father of our Country, and lumping him together with all the other presidents is an affront to the history of the United States and all our nation stands for. Fight back in the War on Washington’s Birthday by purchasing my “We Say Happy Washington’s Birthday” bumper stickers for only $5.95. Then go in to an auto dealership and buy a car to put it on. But please, only buy from a dealer who greets you with “Happy Washington’s Birthday!”