Gang of Monkeys Kills Politician

Seriously.

This is what happens, eventually, when people let the monkey population in their city get out of control because they regard monkeys as sacred. I’m not saying this is some sort of divine judgment; I won’t speak for God. I’m just saying that if your religious beliefs keep you from controlling an animal that has become a menace to humans, there is no doubt in my mind that those beliefs have to be changed.

And yes, this means I’m going on record as saying that humans are more important than monkeys.

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One thought on “Gang of Monkeys Kills Politician

  1. llawhsoj November 9, 2007 / 12:40 am

    awesome. Can I get a pet monkey in light of this story? Maybe a herd of them and I’ll open my own monkey gang and make some cash on the side… why hasn’t anyone thought of this before?

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