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Gang of Monkeys Kills Politician

Seriously.

This is what happens, eventually, when people let the monkey population in their city get out of control because they regard monkeys as sacred. I’m not saying this is some sort of divine judgment; I won’t speak for God. I’m just saying that if your religious beliefs keep you from controlling an animal that has become a menace to humans, there is no doubt in my mind that those beliefs have to be changed.

And yes, this means I’m going on record as saying that humans are more important than monkeys.

By Elliot

Elliot was born in Michigan and raised in North Carolina. He has studied at Regent College and the University of Richmond, worked at newspapers in St. Petersburg and Los Angeles, taught ESL in eastern Europe, given tours in Alaska, and driven a school bus. Now he lives in western Washington and works as an editor at Lexham Press, the publishing arm of Faithlife Corporation.

One reply on “Gang of Monkeys Kills Politician”

awesome. Can I get a pet monkey in light of this story? Maybe a herd of them and I’ll open my own monkey gang and make some cash on the side… why hasn’t anyone thought of this before?

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