“The Lesions are Free”

I got this e-mail from a church e-mail list that I am on. I don’t know whether the humor was deliberate or not, but it was too funny not to pass on:

Hello there get your dancing shoes on!!!!!

This Thursday night here at the church from 7:00 to 9:30
MaryAnne will be teaching Swing Dancing, the lesions are free.

Bring along a few friends and have a go on the dance floor.

CHILDCARE WILL BE PROVIDED!!

I’m so glad I don’t have to pay for my lesions anymore.

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